Saturday, September 5, 2009
If you are a fan of lego and you are bored come visit roblox!
I play ROBLOX! as wizzfireye at the amusing virtual world ROBLOX
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Science Exam - Kids!
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (The kid gets an A+ for this answer!)
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.G., abdomen) 0D
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (The kid gets an A+ for this answer!)
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.G., abdomen) 0D
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
Monday, December 15, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
We are quick!!
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is..
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is....
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
.
MARIA: Here it is..
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is....
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Monday, April 28, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Read Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Days 229 & 230
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Monday, March 17, 2008
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Friday, February 22, 2008
Guys, Watch Out for This Man!
Toronto police issued a warning after a high-risk sex offender convicted of crimes against children was released from prison on Thursday morning.
He was sexually assaulting boys between the ages of 8 and 14. He is a high-risk to re-offend.
He changes his appearance frequently.
He has volunteered with agencies dealing with children, allowing him access to children.
He was sexually assaulting boys between the ages of 8 and 14. He is a high-risk to re-offend.
He changes his appearance frequently.
He has volunteered with agencies dealing with children, allowing him access to children.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
A message from my mom
Bill Gates' advice to students:
Rule #1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule #2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule #3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both..
Rule #4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss..
Rule #5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule #6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule #1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule #2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule #3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both..
Rule #4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss..
Rule #5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule #6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule #7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule #8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule #9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule #10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule #11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Rule #8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule #9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule #10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule #11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Friday, February 8, 2008
Monday, February 4, 2008
Have fun & Learn at the same time
My school has some cool links that I like to use, and you can find them here.
It's helpful for lerning, but it's also fun. Check it out!
It's helpful for lerning, but it's also fun. Check it out!
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Monday, January 21, 2008
Kid Nation
Have you guys watched this show? Kid Nation rocks!
I would so like to be a part of something like that. Why don't they have Kid Nation in Canada, too?
My favourite part was always the challenge they would have, when they choose who would be next Upper Class, Merchants, Cooks and Laborers.
I liked watching golden star elections, too.
Here is the shortcut to the website where you can find everything about Kid Nation.
I would so like to be a part of something like that. Why don't they have Kid Nation in Canada, too?
My favourite part was always the challenge they would have, when they choose who would be next Upper Class, Merchants, Cooks and Laborers.
I liked watching golden star elections, too.
Here is the shortcut to the website where you can find everything about Kid Nation.
Friday, January 11, 2008
Questions from ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER
1st grade World Geography:
What is the only continent that is also a country?
2nd grade Animal Science
What living bird lays the biggest eggs?
3rd grade Measurements:
How many decades are there in 2 millennia?
4th grade Math:
If the diameter of a circle is 4 inches then what is the radius?
Write your answers in the Comments!
What is the only continent that is also a country?
2nd grade Animal Science
What living bird lays the biggest eggs?
3rd grade Measurements:
How many decades are there in 2 millennia?
4th grade Math:
If the diameter of a circle is 4 inches then what is the radius?
Write your answers in the Comments!
Animal Crossing
I can't wait for this game to come on Wii...I don't have a Gamecube but my friend does. It's sooo coool!
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Sunday, January 6, 2008
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Friday, January 4, 2008
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Club Penguin
One of my favorite games - get together with your friends!
 Club Penguin Make friends and play games in wonderland that is Club Penguin. |
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